BAD American?
Note: I took some of this from George Carlin. I took out the swearing, and added some truth.Also, I like to think that BAD American stands for Born Again & Delivered American!
- I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American. I am Ted Grier.
- I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family - or more importantly to God - but not to some mid level governmental functionary be it Democratic or Republican!
- I think being a minority does not make you noble or victimized, and does not entitle you to anything.
- I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, calling me on the phone, teaching at school or trying to have a conversation with me in a store - do it in English!
- I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment than working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill to put you through 4 years plus of college, you haven't begun to be enlightened. If you want enlightenment read the Bible.
- I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God when and where they want to. However, praying to the REAL God - Christ Jesus - would be a lot more effective.
- My heroes are Jesus Christ, Billy Sunday, John Wesley, Billy Graham, and whoever canceled Jerry Springer.
- I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.
- I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.
- I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, and I didn't wander forty years in the desert after getting chased out of Egypt. I haven't burned any witches or been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you! So, enough already.
- I also think they have the right to pull you over if you're breaking the law, regardless of what color, race, gender, creed or age you are.
- And, no, I don't mind having my face shown on my drivers license. I think it's good.
- I'm proud that "God" is written on my money. However, He should be written on our hearts!
- I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation in the world for the next four years.
- I think the cops have every right to shoot you if you're running from them. Period. Grow up already.
- I dislike those people standing in the intersections trying to sell me 'garbage' or trying to 'guilt me' into making 'donations' to their cause. These people should get a job, or get thrown into jail.
- I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes two parents, and that means a Father and a Mother.
- If this makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American and proud of it!
- Are you a BAD American? If so, let everyone know! Stand up and be counted!
- We need our country back!
